What to be for Halloween?

September 2nd, 2008

If you haven’t figured out what you’re gonna do for halloween, don’t fret.  The number one costume this year will no doubt be related to the election cycle.  The choices are too many …

Obama:  probably a pretty safe choice.  Pop on a suit and an Obama mask and you’re good to go.

McCain:  A little more difficult…the mask thing might work, but not as exciting or “iconesque”

Sarah Palin:  Now we’re talking.  Dressing up as Palin offers a lot of room for fun.  From moose stew to toting a gun, Palin has it all.   Even better, you can dress as Palin’s daughter and soon to be son in law…just grab a Wasilla High School Jersey and use your imagination for the rest.

Biden:  Boring.  Teeth and a swooped hair-do.  yawn.

An Email Tirade

August 30th, 2008

So, this morning my friend sent me a bit of propoganda from the “Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund”.  The demonization of Sarah Palin has begun in earnest:

“A few hours ago, the news broke that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has
been selected by Sen. John McCain as the vice presidential candidate
for the Republican ticket.

As a Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund supporter, you are no doubt
aware of Governor Palin’s dismal record, from her staunch support for
special interests and Big Oil to her terrible assault on wolves and
other wildlife.”  

Did Sarah Palin strap on a bandolier of ammo and go into the woods to “assault” wolves? geez talk about hyperbole..anyways..as I was saying…

Also, from their press release, the DWAF says:

“Sarah Palin, whose husband works for BP (formerly British Petroleum),
has repeatedly put special interests first when it comes to the
environment. In her scant two years as governor, she has lobbied
aggressively to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to
drilling, pushed for more drilling off of Alaska’s coasts, and put
special interests above science. Ms. Palin has made it clear through
her actions that she is unwilling to do even as much as the Bush
administration to address the impacts of global warming. Her most
recent effort has been to sue the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to
remove the polar bear from the endangered species list, putting Big
Oil before sound science. As unbelievable as this may sound, this
actually puts her to the right of the Bush administration.

“This is Senator McCain’s first significant choice in building his
executive team and it’s a bad one. It has to raise serious doubts in
the minds of voters about John McCain’s commitment to conservation, to
addressing the impacts of global warming and to ensuring our country
ends its dependency on oil.”

This put a fire in my craw…so here’s my rambling response (pre-coffee)

To: (name masked):
I think we can drill safely in the wildlife refuge.  I also think that vis a vis the polar bear we need to come up with a trans-arctic policy in conjunction with our arctic neighbors.   Simply listing the polar bear as a threatened species will only affect that population in Alaska.  In the mean-time, competitive interests are busy exploiting newly revealed resources all around us up north.  Also, the polar bear is demonstrably a sub-species of the grizzly bear, and has been know to interbreed with them.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/bear-hybrid-photo.htm

As for Palin, she is not the hobgoblin this propoganda makes her out to be.   Palin, in fact, fought oil companies and their undue influence in Alaska politics (http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080829/NEWS15/80829045).  And as for the fact that her husband works on a production rig for British Petroleum?  Does that create a conflict of interest for her?  Well,  that’s like saying that if her teenage son worked for McDonalds flipping burgers that she’d be in the pocket of the beef industry.  Its’ a non-sequitir.

Let’s not attack the person but the idea.   We need alternative energy sources for sure.  Go to T. Boone Pickens’ website and sign up to support real solutions.  In the short term, though, we need oil and we need to produce as much domestically as we can.  If this means minimal impact drilling in the arctic then so be it.  It’s completely possible with current technology to drill and not kill.   The footprint of a drilling rig can be limited to under an acre, and the drilling rig can “enclose” the necessary water and mud (in Texas you’ll see retention ponds at a drilling rig) in tanks.  Closer to the ocean they use barges.

Personally, I’m an active defender of our natural resources.  I frequently write to my Congressman to support legislation that protects our remaining wild places or limits damage from developement, etc.  I donate every year to some select organizations that do the same.  I walk out into the woods at least once a month and work with a crew to remove trash from the Appalachian trail.  However, I’m a realist.  I think there is greater danger to our environment from the wreckless use and destruction of lands under the control of the Bureau of Land Management than there is from the danger of drilling in ANWR.  I think the threat that exists to selling-off our National Forests and developing them is far more insidious that trying to grab some oil from ANWR and then moving on as Oil demand ebbs and alternative energy use increases.

I think all these people playing Chicken Llittle with their e-mails that try to villainize political candidates (Republican or Democrat)  need to step away from their computer and go plant a friggin’ tree.  Then go pick up some trash.  Then buy a water filter and stop buying bottled water.

There is no grand conspiracy.
George Bush is not the anti-christ.
Obama is not the christ returned.
The forces that drive our society exist as a matter of inertia, like a great leviathan on which we ride, no one person has the reins.  Don’t believe claims to the contrary.

Jeff.

The Google Trends Game

August 27th, 2008

Iv’e been reading some of the chatter about how some folks have gamed google trends recently.  Tech Crunch had a blurb about some inverted text that made it to the top of trends that speaks to how it’s done.  Let’s not forget the swastika incident that actually made the Drudge Report a few weeks ago, that was an eye-opener.

 What we’re finding is that Google can be socially engineered.  I imagine it’s only a matter of time before distributed “bot search” agents render Google Trends worthless.  In the mean time, there a host of ways to game the system. 

For example, todays hot trends include the following:

Heidi Wood Clothing
movies and advertising,
wayman tisdale,
shtetl,
logical homes,
ziami .

 A quick bit of research shows that the “shtetl” reference was made in an interview at the Democratic Convention.  A convention-goer compared the state of the party to a “Shtetl”, or a historic jewish village of Eastern Europe.  The flurry of searches on this term is legitimate and understandable.

Wayman Tisdale is a former NBA player who recently lost part of his leg to an amputation.

 The other terms are more intersting.  The Heidi Wood Clothing reference has been co-opted already by the search term gamers.  Yes, a new fashion line was launched by Heidi from “the Hills”, but oh my how the term has been usurped.

Ziami is the distributor for Heidi’s clothes as far as I can tell.  Now, tell me, if you’re launching a new clothing line wouldn’t it be just great to engineer your keywords to the top of Google Trends? 

Who’s gaming what here?

Is it Time for a Time-port?

August 21st, 2008

Scott Brown has penned a piece on time travel in modern culture over at Wired.  This piece got me thinking…which means I’m pondering the bizarre.   I don’t really want to argue for or against the possibility of time travel.  We’re all traveling forward in time right now.  Should I go back in time from my current position I will either:

 A) Find myself in empty space because I didn’t correct for planetary and celestial motion
B) Create some freaky paradox and implode with a hearty, “oh Shit”
C) Find myself in Victorian England, where I will deposit a small amount of money, will it to myself in 2008, and then return to collect the rewards of the magic of compounding interest

 The problem for us would be time travelers is, of course, how do we know where to travel to in the past?  I definitely want to make sure that I appear in a clear spot, free of obstructions.  This is why I want to establish a “time port”.  A “time port” could be as simple as a cleared pad that is guanteed to be clear every hour on the hour.  This “time port” will allow chrono-nauts (another groovy term, eh) a clear landing spot when they’re dashing up and down the time line.

Wait, you say.  Oops.. “Wait!” you say.  “How can you be sure that two travelers from different times in the future won’t try to land at your time port at the same time?”   Good question.  I suppose we could keep a log so future travelers can check for the times of past landings.  Problem solved.

Also, and here’s the pay-off, the moment we build the time port we should know within minutes if time travel ever becomes possible as the first chrono-naut appears to thank us for building such a useful thing.

Now, someone give me seed-funding.

Bigfoot in Georgia?

August 15th, 2008

We can post this under “Things we hope are true”.  I spent a good part of my youth in the North Georgia mountains, and hike there quite frequently to this day.  I’ve never seen or heard  a bigfoot personally.  But these fellow say they have a body:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla-pic/

 Now…don’t get me wrong!  There are native American legends of a people called the Nunnehi…

 POSTSCRIPT:
Well, it turns out our boys from Georgia were **shock** pulling our leg.  While they face possible lawsuits, and fellow has lost his job as a police officer, we bigfoot faithful are left a bit angry.  Now when some other red-neck actually bags and tags ole Sasquatch it’s gonna be even harder to get the carcass taken seriously.

The Truth behind the truth

August 13th, 2008

To truly understand duplicity, manipulation, and the way the modern world deceives you please look HERE

Nothing left to Vote for?

August 8th, 2008

What if we held an election that had no issues involved?  What if the only decision put to the voter were  “black or white”, “young or old”, “a little left or a little right”?

 In the election of 2008, this may be exactly what is happening.

The past few weeks of this already hoary election have brought the American voter little in the way of a clear choice between the candidates.  What the Summer of 2008 did deliver was oil sticker shock, rampaging California wildfires, mid-west flooding, lost homes, lost dreams..

 The elected government, of course, has promised to help.  Take the mortgage crisis for example.  Like a mother soothing a mewling infant our wise leaders have applied the nipple of government money to the pesky problem.  Bailouts are the word of the day, but the milk is going sour.  The child is colicky.  The money, it turns out, has less value to the infant than weaning would.  Let me further  a new term here for the ages:  “Sub-prime Government”.   That’s what we’ll soon have as we pile on public debt to make good on bad private lending policies.

But I digress.   The real issues of this nations future are being ignored by candidates who continue to pander to the “issue of the moment”.  As the oil-price bubble is now receding, we continue to air the debate on drilling off our coasts.   McCain is for it, Obama is against it.  Oops! Now Obama is for it.  Both are for it.  No issue.  Let’s fund it with public money. 

The Iraq War grinds through another year of wearisome conflict.  Obama will have us run, McCain will stick it out.   The only person with any credibility in Iraq is Gen. Petraius because he found a way through.  Unfortunately, he’s not running for any office.  He’s too busy being a man of action and gaining results.  Now, an end is in sight.  The Iraqi government appears close to inking a deal that will lead to the withdrawal of U.S. forces.  Obama’s worst nightmare may come true in Iraq:  Success.  Success, that bugbear of the anti-war crowd has reared its ugly head and the only way out for us now may be with pride.  So,  there goes another issue.

Let’s not solely bash Obama, though.  McCain tried to make an issue of Senator Obama’s “fame” and “celebrity”.  He even dragged Paris and Britney in to the fray.  I don’t remember the last time a candidate for President, a Senator, or a sitting President insulted a person by name, much less two at a time.  But there it was, a derision hurled at the two pop culture divas simultaneously.  Now, you don’t have to be a big fan of Britney or Paris to see that regardless of their short-comings they don’t deserve to be  set up as paragons of vacuousness by a U.S. President (en potentia). 

The outcome of this little foray into bad comparisons didn’t work out so well for Sen. McCain, however.  You see, Ms. Hilton actually has some good advisors, or do I sell her short?  Perhaps Ms. Hilton is more than the vacuous pop figure she seems?  Her response was to offer a well presented solution to our energy problems, make herself look good (beyond the obvious good looks), and make her accuser look like an out of touch old man.  Well done.

 So,  what is the voter voting for?  It’s too bad Ms. Hilton isn’t 35 yet, she may actually be the better choice.

The Current Wave

July 26th, 2008

I follow a lot of things in the news and one of my guiltiest pleasures is my daily “ufo” search in Google. Having followed this for a while I’ve been amazed at what seems to be a current “wave” of UFO sightings, also known as a “flap”. The sightings of the past year have been a mixture of themes. We have huge triangles, orange lights, and lanterns galore. Some of the best are as follows:

Stephenville, Texas: A series of sightings, including video captured on a police dash-cam. Witnesses report having seen a huge craft moving slowly and being pursued by Air Force F-16s. A recent MUFON investigation appears to have revealed confirmation via radar records. Rumors abound of official “interference” in the investigation and reporting. This is a whopper of a story.

MUFON Radar Report. | Statesman Article

UK UFO Activity : UFO reports in the UK continue to stun and amaze. Triangular craft are being seen in multiple locations. A helicopter crew chased a UFO out over the English Channel. Unfortunately, many sightings of “Chinese Lanterns” continue to distract from the more credible cases.

Telegraph Article on “Bizarre levels” of UFO sightings
Police Helicopter Incident
The “Somerset Flap”The list goes on and on….

Australia: Oz is having it share of activity…

Couple “Divebombed” by UFO
Helicopter seen following UFO

And perhaps my favorite, the Southhampton sighting

Has Science found the way to an AIDS cure?

July 17th, 2008

From the Science blog.  Scientists may be a HUGE step closer to an HIV Cure.

Great news.

Starting over

July 17th, 2008

Well, I lost my blog to a corruption of data and had no backup.  So…on goes life and a new blog must be created.